A few quick jokes of the day to brighten your mood

What is a horse’s favorite food?
Mac-a-pony and cheese!
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Why can’t leopards play hide-and-seek?
Because they’re always spotted.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
“Honestly, between you and me, something smells.”
Have you heard the joke about yoga?
Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.

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